The Contract of Forever: A Binding Agreement Between Two Parties​​​

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On July 18, 2020, two parties (hereinafter referred to as "Albert" and "Nicole") entered into an Initial Meeting Agreement (IMA) at Happy Lemon. The purpose of said meeting was to conduct a Compatibility Assessment to determine whether mutual interests, shared humor, and bubble tea preferences aligned.

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Clause 1: The Formation of Affection
Shortly after the aforementioned meeting, both parties (a) fell hopelessly in love, (b) established mutual interests in and only in cats and curry, (notwithstanding, the parties acknowledge that "opposites attract"), and (c) decided that life was significantly better together than apart.

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Clause 2: Acts of Mutual Support and Consideration
Albert, in good faith and with full knowledge of the heavy lifting clause, assisted Nicole with a Residential Relocation Event (RRE) (commonly referred to as “moving”). Nicole, in return, provided Emotional and Strategic Counsel (ESC) during Albert's pursuit of academic and professional milestones.

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Clause 3: Cohabitation Agreement
In alignment with standard "We’re In This Together" protocols, the parties executed a Joint Living Arrangement (JLA). Subsequently, they performed an Upgrade to Residential Status (URS) by moving into their first official home—conveniently located mere steps away from their former residence after the probationary contingency period had passed, with both Parties agreeing for a renewal.

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Clause 4: The Proposal Clause
In October of 2023, Nicole officially invoked the "Will You Marry Me?" Clause, to which Albert responded with an enthusiastic affirmative ("YES"), thereby solidifying the intent to proceed with The Grand Ceremony of Eternal Partnership (a.k.a. The Wedding). Albert then reciprocated said "Will You Marry Me?" Clause four (4) days later to which Nicole responded with an enthusiastic affirmative ("YES"). It is the express agreement of both parties that each person's proposal caught the other party completely off guard, without any advance notice therefrom, such that it was a "surprise" in layman's terms.

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The parties now eagerly anticipate The Event (this wedding), where friends, family, and possibly more boba will witness the finalization of this everlasting contractual agreement of love, laughter, and legally binding companionship.
 

Terms and conditions may include dance floor obligations, toast-making responsibilities, and a lifetime of inside jokes that the Parties hereby agree to be kept confidential for fear of irreparable defamation of character if shared among the guests and/or the public at large.